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If Moore was not quite a burned-out case,
his once refulgent light flickered only dimly in his
sad last years. --Martin Filler, "The Spirit of '76"

Galvanize

Friday, July 29, 2005
Chemical Brother's game on their website. Madness.

Woot

Vampire Killing Kit

Tuesday, July 26, 2005
"WE HAVE ALL BEEN TOLD THAT VAMPIRES ARE JUST MYTHS FROM HISTORY, AND THAT STORIES HAVE BEEN MADE UP THROUGH THE YEARS JUST TO SCARE US OR SELL MOVIES.

WELL IF THIS IS TRUE THEN WHY DO SO MANY COUNTRIES HAVE SO MANY BELIEFS ABOUT THESE MYSTERY FIGURES."



ebay

Best Porn Movie Title?

Monday, July 25, 2005
Twisted porn.

Yummy.

(from b3ta)

FIFA is FUCKED

Friday, July 22, 2005
Latest FIFA rankings:

1 Brazil
2 Argentina
3 Netherlands
4 Czech Republic
5 Mexico
6 USA
7 France
8 England
8 Spain
10 Portugal

USA at 6th? Do me a favour. And what about this new offside rule? Have a word Sepp.

Backstroke of the west

Some very mixed up Star Wars subtitles for a Chinese bootleg



Star Wars

Ferrari



(from monkeyfilter)

Aston Villa in shock 14-0 victory

It was against some Swedish part timers but that shouldn't stop the celebrations!

Holy mother of god

"Life is a finger buffet - eat all you can"

Thursday, July 21, 2005
"What would you do if you were twenty-five, unemployed, still living with your parents and had absolutely nothing to move on to in life? Nick Copeman's answer was to change his name by deed poll to HM King Nicholas and found an empire from his royal seat - a caravan just outside Sheringham, Norfolk."



Kinger

Seattle man dies after sex with horse

Wednesday, July 20, 2005
“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.

Sick

Films with the most uses of the word 'fuck'

Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Holy jesus!

1 Nil by Mouth (470) (128 minutes: 3.67 fucks/min)
2 Casino (422) (178 minutes: 2.37 fucks/min)
3 Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (347) (113 minutes: 3.07 fucks/min)
4 Summer of Sam (326) (142 minutes: 2.29 fucks/min)
5 Twin Town (320) (99 minutes: 3.23 fucks/min)
6 Ken Loach's Sweet Sixteen (313) (106 minutes: 2.95 fucks/min)
7 Narc (298) (105 minutes: 2.83 fucks/min)
8 The Big Lebowski (281) (117 minutes: 2.4 fucks/min)
9 Tigerland (276) (100 minutes: 2.76 fucks/min)
10 (tie) Fubar (274) (76 minutes: 3.60 fucks/min) / Made (274) (94 minutes: 2.91 fucks/min)

Fucking Hell

(from wikipedia)

Music

Monday, July 18, 2005
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!

Rip and Burn.

Oh, its my 9 year old brother Joe's birthday today.

Piss Goal

Use your stream to score goals. Ridiculous.



Back of the net

CORNDOG RALLYE 2005 - A ONCE IN A LIFETIME INVITATION.

Friday, July 15, 2005
The following press release was written by Ben Salsbury, Chief Exec of the Corndog Association (CA):

HELLO fellow Corndoggers,

This email is an official invitation to take part in a once in a lifetime
road race from Bournemouth (Charminster Road,) to Woolacombe Bay ( Little Roadway Farm Camp Site.)

The winner of this fantastic rallye will indeed receive a prize to treasure
and put above your fire place!

mmmmm rallye

So the Corndog Rallye?

Those taking part will be put into pairs, one driver one navigator. I will
decide pairs, these will eb a sensible combination, there is NO DEBATE. The
pair will race from Bournemouth to Woolacombe completing a number of
exercises on route in the quickets time possible. To ensure the race is
fair, each team will be provided with an identical hire car, hopefully this
will be a smart car, if not another fantastic super fast sports car!

The date for this race will take place on Friday the 19th August 2005. The
race start time: 12:00 hours. The exercises and tasks will be set by myself
and it is up to you the order in which you complete them, however
photgraphic evidence is required at each stage. Failure to do so will result
in instant disqualification.

Once the race has finished we can then all relax for the rest of the weekend
in Little Roadway Farm Camp Site Woolacombe Bay. Drink beer, swim, surf and sleep. Certainly no shagging!

The prices:

Car hire for three days: £11.95 - each driver of the vehicle needs a
cleanish! licence and pay a £150 depsit, refundable upon return. Maximum
milage over three days is 450 miles, and excess is £500. For every
additional week day, the charge will be £27.50.

Campsite cost is £8 per two man ten/per night.

Those wishing to stay longer than the weekend through to the next week are
welcome to do so.

So please accept my invitation to enter the CORNDOG RALLYE 2005, entry is
only £1.00 per person.

Please reply to this email to confirm acceptance. Should I not here from you
within seven days I will asume that you intend not to enter.

Thankyou for your time and thankyou for using MSN HOTMAIL. Never touch
another man's teabag.!

WOOT!!!

Spot the Scotsman

Thursday, July 14, 2005
This funny vid is from Soccer AM. Watch it you'll like it:

Didn't spill a drop

graffiti stencils

this site has got some great stencils on it:

st. encil the patron saint of slackheads

some day a rain will come....

firework wars

Well, whatever. Some guys firing fireworks at each other.

http://www.fireworkswar.com/videos.htm

the rebirth

Wednesday, July 13, 2005
so new blog, new design and shit.

ooh, and a comments thing....currently just waiting for my mate luke to sort out the gallery and then we'll be flying again. after my fubar moment a couple of months ago regarding certain privacy issues lessons have been learned so expect to see lots of "anon did this"...

gig posters

great resource for making stencils

gigposters

good arkanoid

Tuesday, July 12, 2005
a good arkanoid game - lets you design your own levels too:

http://jonah.bigidea.com/html/arcade/moby_blaster/moby_blaster.dcr

the crap blog is back

because i keep emailing people absolute shite, i've decided just to put it here again.

weird phobias:

Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Kynophobia- Fear of rabies.
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Homilophobia- Fear of sermons.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.

my favourite:
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.